Dallas Warning Label

Warning: May Cause Extreme Emotional Swings.

Side effects of being a Dallas Mavericks fan include: irrational optimism, sudden rage, inexplicable joy, and an inability to watch the fourth quarter without pacing. Consult your doctor before watching a playoff game. Do not operate heavy machinery during a Luka step-back attempt.

• District DM130 Perfect Tri® Tee — wear at your own emotional risk
• 4.5 oz. blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Rib-knit neck and tear-away label for all-day comfort
• Sizes XS–4XL

Warning: Dallas Mavs fandom may be habit-forming.