Sometimes I Play Softball Sometimes I Just Trash Talk
Sometimes I Play Softball Sometimes I Just Trash Talk
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Sometimes I Play Softball Sometimes I Just Trash Talk
The batting average varies. The commentary does not.
The “Sometimes I Play Softball Sometimes I Just Trash Talk” T-shirt is for the teammate who contributes to every inning, whether that contribution is a base hit or an unsolicited scouting report. Your swing might need work. Your timing with a one-liner is suspiciously consistent.
Pull it on for league night, meet the crew at the field, and explain that you’re saving your best performance for the next inning. From dugout banter to post-game food runs, this funny softball tee is for people who love the game and refuse to let a quiet moment go unchallenged.
The lightweight 4.5 oz. District® Perfect Tri® fabric keeps your outfit easy for tournament weekends, team hangouts, and cheering from the sidelines. Playing time is negotiable. Having something to say apparently isn’t.
Product details
- District DM130 Perfect Tri tee
- 4.5 oz. tri-blend fabric
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Rib-knit neck
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
| Size | Chest | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18" | 16 3/4" |
| S | 19" | 17 1/2" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 18 1/4" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 19" |
| XL | 23 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL | 25 1/4" | 20 1/2" |
| 3XL | 27 1/4" | 21 1/4" |
| 4XL | 29 1/4" | 22" |
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Last Updated: August 2026
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