My Field Goals Come With a Curse
My Field Goals Come With a Curse
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My Field Goals Come With a Curse
Three points. Unlimited superstition.
The “My Field Goals Come With a Curse” football T-shirt is for fans who know a kick is never “automatic.” Not when you’ve crossed your fingers, negotiated with the universe, and banned everyone in the room from saying “he never misses.”
Pull it on for the watch party, assume your very specific seat, and refuse to move until the ball clears the uprights. Is the shirt part of the ritual now? Obviously. We’re not risking it.
The lightweight 4.5 oz. District® Perfect Tri® tee keeps your game-day outfit easy, even when the kicking game has you holding your breath. A sarcastic football fan shirt for tailgates, last-second attempts, and people whose lucky routine is getting embarrassingly complicated.
Product details
- District DM130 Perfect Tri tee
- 4.5 oz. tri-blend fabric
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Rib-knit neck
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
| Size | Chest | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18" | 16 3/4" |
| S | 19" | 17 1/2" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 18 1/4" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 19" |
| XL | 23 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL | 25 1/4" | 20 1/2" |
| 3XL | 27 1/4" | 21 1/4" |
| 4XL | 29 1/4" | 22" |
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
Last Updated: August 2026
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