Monday

It's Monday. You already know.

Monday arrives the same way every week. It does not vary. It does not soften its approach based on how the previous week went or how much you were hoping for a different outcome. It is simply there, at the beginning, where it has always been, doing exactly what Monday does, which is exist with a kind of impassive certainty that requires no explanation and offers no apology. The alarm goes off. It is Monday. The coffee finishes brewing. It is still Monday. You leave the house. Monday comes with you. This is the arrangement. It has always been the arrangement. The shirt is black because of course it is, because there is only one color that accurately represents the emotional register of a Monday morning, and that color is the one you are currently looking at, and wearing it does not fix Monday but it does communicate something true about your relationship with it, which is that you are aware of what day it is and you are managing accordingly and you did not need anyone to point it out.

The Monday tee is for people who have arrived at work on a Monday and, when asked how they are doing, have said it's Monday and had that accepted as a complete and sufficient answer, because it is. District DM130 Perfect Tri® Tee — featherlight, broken-in soft, available in Black. Just black. There is no other option. There does not need to be another option.

• 4.5 oz. — light enough for a Monday when you need every possible advantage and have decided that clothing weight is where you are drawing the line today
• 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon — tri-blend construction that holds together through a full Monday, including the part where it is still Monday in the afternoon, which surprises no one but remains mildly unwelcome regardless
• Rib-knit neck that holds its shape through the part of Monday where someone asks if you had a good weekend and you have to briefly return to the weekend in your mind and then return to Monday, which is where you currently are
• Tear-away label — no irritation at the collar, because Monday provides enough of that on its own and the shirt has decided not to contribute
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a structured fit that communicates you have not given up, you are simply aware of what day it is, and you have chosen to dress in a color that reflects this awareness with complete accuracy
• Available in Black — there is one color option and it is correct and nothing further needs to be said about it

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