Im Not a Witch
Im Not a Witch
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Im Not a Witch
You didn’t hex anyone. You just have opinions — and they happen to be correct.
The I’m Not a Witch tee is for the fan who sees through the hype, calls the bad take before it happens, and has been right about this team since before it was cool to admit it. Perfect for Halloween — or any game day where the energy is already cursed.
Wear it to the watch party. Wear it trick-or-treating through a stadium parking lot. Wear it while accurately predicting the fourth quarter collapse in real time.
- District DM130 Perfect Tri® Tee
- 4.5 oz. | 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon
- Signature tri-blend softness with a broken-in feel from day one
- Rib-knit neck | Tear-away label | Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Available in Black Frost, Green Frost, Grey Frost, Purple Frost, and White
Sizes XS–4XL. Runs true to size.
| Size | Chest | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18" | 16 3/4" |
| S | 19" | 17 1/2" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 18 1/4" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 19" |
| XL | 23 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL | 25 1/4" | 20 1/2" |
| 3XL | 27 1/4" | 21 1/4" |
| 4XL | 29 1/4" | 22" |
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
Last Updated: August 2026
Thank you for shopping with Bleacher Psych Ward! We appreciate your support and are committed to delivering your order as quickly as possible.
Order Processing
All products are made to order. Orders are typically processed within 2–7 business days before shipment.
Processing times may be longer during holidays, special promotions, or periods of high order volume.
Shipping Times
After production is complete, estimated shipping times are:
- United States: 3–7 business days
- Canada: 7–14 business days
- International Orders: 10–30 business days
Please note that shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed.
Shipping Rates
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the shipping destination and the products ordered.
Any available free shipping promotions will be clearly displayed on our website.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email containing tracking information.
Tracking updates may take 24–48 hours to appear after shipment.
Incorrect Shipping Information
Customers are responsible for providing accurate shipping information.
Bleacher Psych Ward is not responsible for orders shipped to incorrect addresses provided during checkout.
If you notice an error in your shipping address, please contact us immediately. We will do our best to update the information before production begins.
Lost or Delayed Packages
While we work with trusted shipping carriers, delivery delays can occasionally occur.
If your package appears lost or significantly delayed, please contact us and we will assist in investigating the shipment.
Damaged Packages
If your order arrives damaged, please contact us within 30 days of delivery and include:
- Your order number
- Photos of the damaged item
- Photos of the packaging
We will work quickly to resolve the issue.
International Orders
International customers may be responsible for customs duties, taxes, import fees, or other charges imposed by their country.
These fees are not included in the purchase price or shipping cost and are the responsibility of the customer.
Contact Us
If you have any questions regarding shipping, please contact us:
Bleacher Psych Ward
Email: support@bleacherpsychward.com
We aim to respond within 1–2 business days.
