Houston We Have a Problem
Houston We Have a Problem
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Houston We Have a Problem
Houston, we have a people problem.
This funny astronaut T-shirt takes needing space very literally. A sunglasses-wearing skeleton astronaut floats with a steaming coffee mug, surrounded by stars, Earth, and the moon. The speech bubble gives mission control precise instructions: “Send Coffee. Not Help.” Finally, a space mission with relatable priorities.
The group chat is buzzing. Someone wants to make plans. You’re mentally several thousand miles above the conversation. Wear this sarcastic space graphic tee for coffee runs, quiet weekends, or casual hangouts when your preferred orbit is just outside everyone’s personal business.
A fitting gift for introverts, space enthusiasts, and coffee lovers who don’t need rescuing. They just need fewer interruptions and a refill.
More personal space. Less mission chatter.
- District® Perfect Tri® Tee (DM130), 4.5 oz.
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon.
- Rib-knit neck, tear-away label, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- Skeleton astronaut-and-coffee front graphic with bold orange, cream, and gold lettering.
- Available in seven colors and sizes XS–4XL.
Choose your color and check the size chart below. Mission objective: coffee and a little distance.
| Size | Chest | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18" | 16 3/4" |
| S | 19" | 17 1/2" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 18 1/4" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 19" |
| XL | 23 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL | 25 1/4" | 20 1/2" |
| 3XL | 27 1/4" | 21 1/4" |
| 4XL | 29 1/4" | 22" |
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
Last Updated: August 2026
Thank you for shopping with Bleacher Psych Ward! We appreciate your support and are committed to delivering your order as quickly as possible.
Order Processing
All products are made to order. Orders are typically processed within 2–7 business days before shipment.
Processing times may be longer during holidays, special promotions, or periods of high order volume.
Shipping Times
After production is complete, estimated shipping times are:
- United States: 3–7 business days
- Canada: 7–14 business days
- International Orders: 10–30 business days
Please note that shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed.
Shipping Rates
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Any available free shipping promotions will be clearly displayed on our website.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email containing tracking information.
Tracking updates may take 24–48 hours to appear after shipment.
Incorrect Shipping Information
Customers are responsible for providing accurate shipping information.
Bleacher Psych Ward is not responsible for orders shipped to incorrect addresses provided during checkout.
If you notice an error in your shipping address, please contact us immediately. We will do our best to update the information before production begins.
Lost or Delayed Packages
While we work with trusted shipping carriers, delivery delays can occasionally occur.
If your package appears lost or significantly delayed, please contact us and we will assist in investigating the shipment.
Damaged Packages
If your order arrives damaged, please contact us within 30 days of delivery and include:
- Your order number
- Photos of the damaged item
- Photos of the packaging
We will work quickly to resolve the issue.
International Orders
International customers may be responsible for customs duties, taxes, import fees, or other charges imposed by their country.
These fees are not included in the purchase price or shipping cost and are the responsibility of the customer.
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Bleacher Psych Ward
Email: support@bleacherpsychward.com
We aim to respond within 1–2 business days.
