Five Rings Infinite Excuses
Five Rings Infinite Excuses
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Five Rings Infinite Excuses
Five rings. Infinite excuses. Next year looks promising.
This funny Dallas football hoodie is for fans who can defend the glory days faster than the current roster can defend a lead. The bold “Five Rings. Infinite Excuses.” graphic features a grinning, cowboy-hat-wearing fan flashing championship-style rings, beer in hand, beside a trophy display and a “Next Year” sign. The “Dallas Football: Living in the Glory Days” banner makes sure nobody misses the point.
Pull it on for a cool-weather tailgate, settle into your usual watch-party chair, and prepare to explain why this season is different. Again. The substantial 8 oz. cotton-poly blend and classic fit make this hooded sweatshirt an easy game-day layer, while the front pouch pocket gives your hands somewhere to go during another deeply reasonable fourth-quarter discussion.
A fitting gift for self-aware Dallas football fans, friendly rivals, and anyone whose favorite highlight reel requires a history lesson. Wear your loyalty, own the joke, and keep next year's speech ready.
Comfort for the current season. Confidence from the archives.
- Gildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt, 8 oz.
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester; Heather Sport colors use 60% polyester and 40% cotton.
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn and a classic fit.
- Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord.
- 1 × 1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
- Front pouch pocket and tear-away label.
- Available in Black, Graphite Heather, Navy, and White, in sizes XS–5XL.
Check the size chart below and pick your game-day layer. The excuses are one-size-fits-all.
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 27" | 27" | 20" | 33" |
| M | 28" | 28" | 22" | 34" |
| L | 29" | 29" | 24" | 35" |
| XL | 30" | 30" | 26" | 36" |
| 2XL | 31" | 31" | 28" | 37" |
| 3XL | 32" | 32" | 30" | 38" |
| 4XL | 33" | 33" | 32" | 39" |
| 5XL | 34" | 30" | 34" | 40" |
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Last Updated: August 2026
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