Farmer Because Even Google
Farmer Because Even Google
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Farmer Because Even Google
Farmer: Because Even Google Doesn't Know Everything.
Google can't tell you when the ground's ready to plant just by the smell of it. It can't fix a baler with baling wire and a prayer, predict rain from the ache in your knee, or pull a calf at 3 a.m. in a snowstorm. Farmers can. Farmers do. And they don't need Wi-Fi to do it.
This tee is for the folks who feed the world and still get up before the rooster. Wear it in the field, at the feed store, or at the county fair while explaining to city folks where food actually comes from.
Why you'll live in it
- Buttery-soft tri-blend that feels broken-in from day one
- Lightweight and breathable for long days under the sun
- A perfect gift for farmers, ranchers, and anyone raised on a farm
District DM130 District ® Perfect Tri ® Tee. DM130
- 4.5 oz.
- 50% polyester
- 25% combed ring-spun cotton
- 25% rayon
- Rib-knit neck
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
| Size | Chest | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18" | 16 3/4" |
| S | 19" | 17 1/2" |
| M | 20 1/4" | 18 1/4" |
| L | 22 1/4" | 19" |
| XL | 23 3/4" | 19 3/4" |
| 2XL | 25 1/4" | 20 1/2" |
| 3XL | 27 1/4" | 21 1/4" |
| 4XL | 29 1/4" | 22" |
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
Last Updated: August 2026
Thank you for shopping with Bleacher Psych Ward! We appreciate your support and are committed to delivering your order as quickly as possible.
Order Processing
All products are made to order. Orders are typically processed within 2–7 business days before shipment.
Processing times may be longer during holidays, special promotions, or periods of high order volume.
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- United States: 3–7 business days
- Canada: 7–14 business days
- International Orders: 10–30 business days
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