{"product_id":"tuesday","title":"Tuesday","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Monday. Not Wednesday. Just Tuesday.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTuesday has no story. This is the story of Tuesday. Monday is the one everyone talks about. Wednesday has a name people use — hump day, which is a thing people say with a level of enthusiasm that is slightly higher than the day actually warrants but at least represents an attempt. Thursday has the energy of something about to happen. Friday is Friday. Tuesday is Tuesday, which means it is the second day of the week and it has not done anything to distinguish itself from any other Tuesday that has come before it and will not do anything to distinguish itself from any Tuesday that comes after it, and this is not a criticism, this is simply an accurate description of what Tuesday is. It arrives. It is a weekday. Things happen during it that would have happened on any other day. It ends. Wednesday follows. Tuesday does not take this personally because Tuesday does not take anything personally. Tuesday has no investment in your perception of it. Tuesday has no investment in anything. Tuesday simply is, on a weekly basis, without drama or announcement, in the exact middle of nowhere particularly interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eTuesday\u003c\/em\u003e tee is for people who have looked at the calendar and found Tuesday there and experienced the specific emotion of finding Tuesday there, which is not an emotion that has a widely recognized name but which everyone who has ever had a Tuesday knows by feel. District DM130 Perfect Tri® Tee — featherlight, broken-in soft, available in Black. 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