{"product_id":"soto-shuffle","title":"The Shuffle Costs Extra","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe pre-pitch ritual that has caused more pitcher mound conferences than any single thing happening in baseball right now.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJuan Soto steps into the batter's box. He settles in. The pitcher looks for a sign. Juan Soto begins. There is a shimmy. There is a hip movement. The bat moves in a particular way. The whole thing has a rhythm to it that is very much his own, developed over years of standing in a batter's box and being completely unbothered by the fact that a person is about to throw a baseball at high velocity in his general direction. The pitcher, who has seen this before, processes the Shuffle. Some pitchers have said things about it. The things they have said suggest that the Shuffle is effective not just as a personal preparation ritual but also as a form of psychological communication, the content of which is approximately: \u003cem\u003eI am extremely comfortable right now, and I am not sure you are, and that is fine, but I wanted you to know that I noticed.\u003c\/em\u003e The pitcher throws. The results are what the results are. Juan Soto goes back to his dugout, or he goes to first base, or he rounds the bases at a pace that implies he has done this before, which he has, many times, and will again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eSoto Shuffle\u003c\/em\u003e tee is for Yankees fans who have watched Juan Soto do the Shuffle and felt something between delight and the specific secondhand nervousness of watching someone else's pitcher try to process it in real time. District DM130 Perfect Tri® Tee — featherlight, broken-in soft, and available in Grey Frost, Navy Frost, and White. Wear it when he shuffles before a home run. Wear it when he shuffles before a walk. Wear it as a declaration that you have watched Juan Soto step into a batter’s box, do the thing, and understood that the thing is the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 oz. — light enough for a fan who is loose and relaxed and not at all tense, which is exactly the energy the Shuffle is designed to project, and which you have absorbed by proximity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% polyester \/ 25% combed ring-spun cotton \/ 25% rayon — tri-blend construction that holds together through a full season of Juan Soto stepping into the box and going through the full routine while the pitcher waits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRib-knit neck that holds its shape through the broadcaster explaining what the Soto Shuffle is to viewers who have somehow not seen it yet, which is an increasingly small group of people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label — no irritation at the collar, just a clean, comfortable tee for a fan watching one of baseball’s most distinctive personalities do his thing from sixty feet six inches away from someone who very much wishes he would stop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping for a structured fit appropriate for someone in the stands who has just watched the Shuffle and is already looking forward to seeing it happen again in the next at-bat, which it will\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Grey Frost, Navy Frost, and White — Yankees colors for a Yankees fan watching a Yankees player run a pre-pitch ritual that has somehow become one of the most discussed things in baseball, which is exactly where it belongs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSleeve Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e16 3\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e19\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e17 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e20 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e18 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e22 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e19\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e23 3\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e19 3\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e25 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e20 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e27 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e21 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e29 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Bleacher Psych Ward","offers":[{"title":"Grey Frost \/ XS \/ District DM130 District  ®  Perfect Tri ® Tee. 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