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This lightweight 4.5 oz. tri-blend tee keeps your outfit simple for watch parties, tailgates, and the Monday recap you swore you weren’t going to discuss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA fitting gift for football fans, couch coaches, and the friend whose mood comes with a scoreboard. It’s a self-aware sports joke for people who keep showing up, even when the team keeps testing them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGame-day personality without the extra layers\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront graphic features a cracked football helmet, crossed bandages, “Sports Therapy,” and “My Team Is My Therapist. Send Help.” lettering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black Frost, Grey Frost, Navy Frost, Red Frost, and White.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize options run from XS through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCheck the size chart below and choose your game-day tee. Strong opinions pair well with every color.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDistrict DM130 District  ®  Perfect Tri ® Tee. 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