{"product_id":"friday","title":"Friday","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou made it. Friday is here. Monday is 63 hours away. Live accordingly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFriday is different. Friday has a quality that no other weekday possesses, which is the quality of being Friday. The moment Friday arrives — and you know the moment, it is somewhere around 9 AM when it becomes undeniably real that you have survived the week and the week is now in its final lap and the finish line is visible from where you are standing — something shifts in the collective energy of every office, every job site, every group chat, every commute. People are more generous on Fridays. Decisions get deferred to Monday with a lightness that would not be possible on a Tuesday. Email responses get shorter and warmer simultaneously. Someone brings donuts. Someone else says \u003cem\u003eTGIF\u003c\/em\u003e in a tone that is more sincere than it has any right to be and yet is completely correct and everyone in the room agrees. Friday is the day the week has been working toward. Every Monday morning survived, every Tuesday endured, every hump cleared, every Thursday clock-check that turned up Thursday instead of Friday — all of it was in service of arriving here, at Friday, at the end of something that needed to end and has now ended, or is in the process of ending, or will end at 5 PM, which is very close to now relative to where you were on Monday morning, which feels like a different era of human civilization from this vantage point. Friday is black, like the rest of the week. But it is a different black. It is a Friday black. You know the difference.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eFriday\u003c\/em\u003e tee is for people who have felt the specific and unrepeatable emotion of a Friday afternoon — that combination of relief and accomplishment and mild disbelief that another week has in fact been gotten through — and who wanted to wear something that acknowledged this feeling while also, technically, making it to Monday in about 63 hours, which is fine, you will handle it, you always do. District DM130 Perfect Tri® Tee — featherlight, broken-in soft, available in Black. The fifth and final day. The one you earned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 oz. — light enough for a Friday, when you want to feel as free as possible while still technically being at work for a few more hours, which you are, and which is fine, because it is Friday, and Friday makes everything approximately fine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% polyester \/ 25% combed ring-spun cotton \/ 25% rayon — tri-blend construction durable enough for a full Friday, including the part where it is Friday evening and you are celebrating having survived the week with the same people who helped you survive it, which is the correct way to spend a Friday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRib-knit neck that holds its shape through someone saying \u003cem\u003eTGIF\u003c\/em\u003e and you responding with genuine enthusiasm, because it is genuinely Friday, and the G is genuinely earned after the week you just completed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label — no irritation at the collar on the one day of the week when irritation would be the most egregious possible offense against a day that has done nothing but be Friday and deserves to be treated accordingly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping for a structured fit worn on a day when you feel structurally sound in a way that Monday through Thursday could not quite sustain, because it is Friday, and Friday does that, and you are allowed to feel however Friday makes you feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black — the color of all five days in this series, worn here on the only day that makes black feel like a celebration rather than a condition of existence; same shirt, different Friday; collect all five if you are the kind of person who likes to document the full arc of the human week, which is a reasonable thing to want to do\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSleeve Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e16 3\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e19\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e17 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e20 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e18 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e22 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e19\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e23 3\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e19 3\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e25 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e20 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e27 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e21 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e29 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Bleacher Psych Ward","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS \/ District DM130 District  ®  Perfect Tri ® Tee. 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